Today, the often ignored Court of Public Opinion (CPO) issued a ruling in Public v. Tyrannical Pigs that allows members of the United States public to kill police, judge, prosecutors, and other governmental officials for disagreements of any kind.

Chief Justice John Q. Public issued the unanimous decision of the Court in the case: “The Declaration of Independence states ‘But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.’ 

In case no one is watching, that ‘long train of abuses’ has long been running the tracks of the so-called American ‘justice’ system, and it’s past time to derail said train.

And since the long train of abuses of police brutality and legislative rape is erected and held in place by force of arms (vi et armis), there’s really only one way to resist this evil to the point of throwing it off.

And, since the US 6th Circuit court of appeals has ruled that the Police can shoot your dog, no questions asked, and since the majority of courts and police departments allow the shooting of unarmed citizens to be met with a presumption of innocence on the part of a cop, combined with a presumption of guilt on the part of the victim, it’s time to even the tables and just throw the common paradigm of ‘law abiding citizen’ to the wind.

The government has started a war on it’s own people, and the time will never be more ripe for sedition, resistance, and outright revolution that ‘burns this motherfucker to the ground.”


[This satirical piece is presented as an eye opener of what the police currently have in America – a license to kill with almost guaranteed immunity. The people have this also, and this article will serve as food for thought, or it will be ignored.]

As always, the author retains all rights of interpretation of each word used hereon. Fuck you motherfuckers.